Battered Women: sounds delicious. Doesn’t make it right.

Perfect. Why was this so hard to find?”The other type of perfect is the type you never could have expected and then could never replicate.

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

I do not have very much office experience.

I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings.

Regret is just perfectionism plus time.

Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.