Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.

Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.

Battered Women: sounds delicious. Doesn’t make it right.

Mindy Kaling gets her own line in the acknowledgments, as previously negotiated by her representatives. Thanks, Mindy. I love you and you're the best.

There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.

The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.

I wanted to be a writer first, and I struck out in the world to be a writer first, and then found stand-up as a more creative outlet, as a 3D way to be creative.