Perfect. Why was this so hard to find?”The other type of perfect is the type you never could have expected and then could never replicate.

I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings.

Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy.

The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

Battered Women: sounds delicious. Doesn’t make it right.

I wanted to be a writer first, and I struck out in the world to be a writer first, and then found stand-up as a more creative outlet, as a 3D way to be creative.