Perfect. Why was this so hard to find?”The other type of perfect is the type you never could have expected and then could never replicate.

Perfect. Why was this so hard to find?”The other type of perfect is the type you never could have expected and then could never replicate.

The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.

If people are well paid for reality television and cotton candy and dunking a basketball, why can't they be well paid for changing young minds?

Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

Mindy Kaling gets her own line in the acknowledgments, as previously negotiated by her representatives. Thanks, Mindy. I love you and you're the best.