Perfect. Why was this so hard to find?”The other type of perfect is the type you never could have expected and then could never replicate.

Mindy Kaling gets her own line in the acknowledgments, as previously negotiated by her representatives. Thanks, Mindy. I love you and you're the best.

I wanted to be a writer first, and I struck out in the world to be a writer first, and then found stand-up as a more creative outlet, as a 3D way to be creative.

I do not have very much office experience.

The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.

There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.

Regret is just perfectionism plus time.