I do not have very much office experience.

I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings.

Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.

If people are well paid for reality television and cotton candy and dunking a basketball, why can't they be well paid for changing young minds?

'The Office' is less a comedy than so many other "comedies" that have been on the air. It's really about the balance between what is real and what is comic.

The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.

Battered Women: sounds delicious. Doesn’t make it right.