I wanted to be a writer first, and I struck out in the world to be a writer first, and then found stand-up as a more creative outlet, as a 3D way to be creative.

I do not have very much office experience.

Perfect. Why was this so hard to find?”The other type of perfect is the type you never could have expected and then could never replicate.

'The Office' is less a comedy than so many other "comedies" that have been on the air. It's really about the balance between what is real and what is comic.

There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy.