I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

I don't like Paris so much.