There are those who believe that the value of a children's book can be measured only in terms of the moral lessons it tries to impose or the perfect role models it offers. Personally, I happen to think that a book is of extraordinary value if it gives the reader nothing more than a smile or two. In fact, I happen to think that's huge.

The upside to grief is it takes away your appetite. When people say you look good they really mean it. Nature's thoughtful that way.

A stick or a stone only stings for a minute. A name seems to hurt forever.

Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?

A little glitter can turn your whole day around.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

Moving makes you feel all alone inside.