My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age

Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?

I'm not actually sure I'm grown-up enough for grown-up books.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Moving makes you feel all alone inside.