My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

I happen to think that a book is of extraordinary value if it gives the reader nothing more than a smile or two. It's perfectly okay to take a book, read it, have a good time, giggle and laugh - and turn off the TV. I love that.

The upside to grief is it takes away your appetite. When people say you look good they really mean it. Nature's thoughtful that way.

Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.