I'll get laughs in the places I don't want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in. I don't mean to get too deep into comedy here.

When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.

Sometimes I have young comics that ask me, "What should I do when I meet an agent or a manager and they ask me stuff?" And I say, "Well, they always usually ask, 'Where do you see yourself in five years, 10 years, 15 years?' And it's good to have an answer for that."

I can't do Christopher Walken impressions anymore, thanks [Barack] Obama.

I was processing a lot of different things and kind of looking over a lot of things and rethinking my childhood.

If you're driving down the street, you keep the neck forward. So that way you can clear out the lanes.

The Middle East is gorgeous, but again, politically, I would not want to go there.