I dont believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye
I thought martial arts was going to help me with my movies and TV stuff, but I realized it would not.
No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?
Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I’d just kick it in the head.
You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!
A true champion is one who sweats from exhaustion when no one is watching.