Keep everything simple, don't try anything crazy and all your strikes must be hard! NOTHING WEAK, no jabs or weak attacks.

Fighting is easy to understand. You just hit the guy as hard as you can.

You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!

I am there for the best interests of the fighters, I want them to win. If they don’t accept that, bye bye.

I thought martial arts was going to help me with my movies and TV stuff, but I realized it would not.

No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?

Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I’d just kick it in the head.