Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.