Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.