Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.