The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

You think I look like a teletubby?

There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I've made a great living doing the things I want to do.

Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running.