I see dull people as projects ... to be reformed

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.

There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I've made a great living doing the things I want to do.