I see dull people as projects ... to be reformed

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it's just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

I'm lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.