Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.
Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.
When I practiced, I practiced to get it right.
You hear stories about me beating my brains out practising, but the truth is, I was enjoying myself. I couldn't wait to get up in the morning, so I could hit balls. When I'm hitting the ball where I want, hard and crisply, it's a joy that very few people experience.
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.