This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.
If the Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.