I don't like the glamour. I just like the game.

You never fight your eye when you look at a hole. If it looks one way, play it that way. Don't make a big deal out of an easy shot.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done.

I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.

Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that will get you to the greens, and then you have to try to do something that is totally unrelated. There shouldn't be any cups, just flag sticks. And then the man who hit the most fairways and greens and got closest to the pins would be the tournament winner.

Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.