I don't like the glamour. I just like the game.

I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.

Every day you miss playing or practicing is one day longer it takes to be good.

Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

I never played a round when I didn't learn something new about the game.