Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.

I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.

I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.