If it doesn't feel like a job and I'm learning something and getting that rush that I get, I don't care if it's behind a camera, on a TV set, or on the moon.

I went to Julliard and we did a lot of mask work there, and I remember thinking in class, 'When am I ever going to use this?

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

The place I feel most at home is when I have health insurance. I really don't care how I get it, whether it's on film, or television or waiting tables, you know?

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

The vampire craze is kind of fascinating. We're interested in the idea of immorality and I think we're drawn to people or creatures who can give in to those base impulses and just be bad and not feel bad about it.

You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.