Even the greatest actors have had dry spells where they've wondered if they were going to work again.

You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.

You never can take for granted that you have a job.

I always felt that if somebody picks on you it's because they're not happy doing what they're doing.

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.