I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.

TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.

One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy

One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.

Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.

An oboe is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.