I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.

One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy

One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.