There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
An oboe is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.