The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered to say the prayer in his stead. He did it perfectly, too, without a single stutter. Later he explained, "I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me."

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy

One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.