Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

The fact that we don't read more books in America can be traced squarely to the fact that we have newspapers that are about a hundred times as big as the newspapers anywhere else.

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.