Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.