Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett CerfI think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.
Bennett CerfTV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
Bennett Cerf