Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.

One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.

Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.

An oboe is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.

I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!