'Harry Potter' shouldn't be children's first experience with suspense and plot turns.

I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place.

I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn't exist.

A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!

Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes.

My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.