I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that.

I think a lot of TV insults the audience.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.