Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

I've always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there's people used to get mad at me because I didn't hang out and things like that. I've never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I've never been posse, and all that. I'm a quiet storm.

My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.

I'm an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you're going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.