There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.
Pray to God and say the lines.
If everyone likes you, you're not doing it right.
They say that in Hollywood one can't be honest, but I think honesty counts in Hollywood just as much as it does anywhere else. I think it's just too much trouble to be dishonest and keep up with yourself.
There was more good acting at Hollywood parties than ever appeared on the screen.
You know what nostalgia is, don't you? It's basically a matter of recalling the fun without reliving the pain.