Old age ain't for sissies

You should know me well enough by now to know I don't ask for things I don't think I can get.

Actually, I think business women are better women at home, if you want to know the truth because you do understand what goes into a day's work out in the world, a very nerve-racking affair.

She's the original good time who was had by all.

It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not. It's a sign of your worth sometimes, if you're hated by the right people.

There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.

You know what I'm going to have on my gravestone? 'She did it the hard way.'