Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.
If men found out how to give birth to children they'll never propose again.
If everyone likes you, you're not doing it right.
I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.
The male ego with few exceptions is elephantine to start with.
Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.