Getting old is not for sissies.

I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete.

The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.

I believe one should be a woman at home.

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.