If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.

Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.

There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.

Discipline is a symbol of caring to a child.He needs guidance.If there is love, there is no such thing as being too tough with a child. A parent must also not be afraid to hang himself. If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.

Old age ain't for sissies

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

If everyone likes you, you're not doing it right.