If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.

Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn't know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.

If Hollywood didn't work out, I was prepared to be the best secretary in the world.

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not. It's a sign of your worth sometimes, if you're hated by the right people.

Actually, I think business women are better women at home, if you want to know the truth because you do understand what goes into a day's work out in the world, a very nerve-racking affair.

You've got to know someone pretty well to hate them.