The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin

Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.

Being called very, very difficult is the beginning of success. Until you're called very, very difficult you're really nobody at all.

The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

Temperament is something that is an integral part of the artist. Not temper, temperament. There is a vast difference.