Being called very, very difficult is the beginning of success. Until you're called very, very difficult you're really nobody at all.

Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn't know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.

I work to stay alive.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

I may not have been wearing a mink coat, but I was traveling with a dog. That should have made you think I was an actress!

Pray to God and say the lines.