People stood on their chairs, cheering and waving. And it was all for me! Waves of love flooded the stage and washed over me. I started to cry. The sweetness of such a moment is impossible to describe. One is both lover and beloved. ... I'd found the one true, enduring romance of my life.

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

I think it's just too much trouble to be dishonest and keep up with yourself.

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete.

I wouldn't piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.

It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.

If Hollywood didn't work out, I was prepared to be the best secretary in the world.