You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

Evil people you never forget them. And that's the aim of any actress-never to be forgotten.

Joan Crawford is a movie star. I am an actress.

You mustn't miss the moment. There's only one first sailing into Rio harbor.

Almost as many inhumanities are committed in the name of love as in the name of religion.

Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.