I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself.

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years, it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we'll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.

Hawaii doesn't smell like sex to me. It's the only place in the world that smells like that, but it's not sex, it's - freedom.