I sold my soul to rock 'n' roll.

I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.

If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.

before one actually visits them, everyone tends to think of their favorite countries as one grand Disneyland filled with national monuments and historical treasures conveniently laid out for easy viewing, when what they really are filled with, of course, is people going to work, laundromats and places to buy rat poison.

Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!