There are bugs and there are the pigeons and other predators, but you shouldn't be afraid of them, because this is how nature works.

I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn't want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought, "Maybe I'll get better and eventually please the person who wrote about my singing." But then I thought, "I probably will never please this person. I should just do what pleases me."

Hawaii doesn't smell like sex to me. It's the only place in the world that smells like that, but it's not sex, it's - freedom.

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.