People put barriers up in your path, and one of those barriers is age. They tell you, "You're too old. You don't photograph so well anymore." I know I don't photograph so well anymore, so what can I do? I can do something different, where it doesn't matter as much how I look.

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

The [film] industry is an ecosystem that's sick.

Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that's why I'm on TV. I wasn't going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place - I've always done that.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.