I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not.

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!

A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.

There's the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there's the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn't sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.

You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.