I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that's why I'm on TV. I wasn't going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place - I've always done that.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you're playing somebody's mother - and there aren't even a lot of those roles!

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

Just because people don't meet you doesn't mean they're not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.

Hawaii doesn't smell like sex to me. It's the only place in the world that smells like that, but it's not sex, it's - freedom.