Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.
The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It's a completely different way to get entertainment.