My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.

Snow always inspires such awe in me. Just consider one tiny snowflake alone, so delicate, so fragile, so ethereal. And yet, let a billion of them come together through the majestic force of nature, they can screw up a whole city.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

I'm just happy as a lark having a good health. People say are you thinking about retiring, I don't have time to think about retiring.

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.