When I pontificate, it sounds so, you know, Oh, well, she's preaching. I'm not preaching, but I think maybe I learned it from my animal friends. Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.