You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, 'Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I'm going to hear all the things I don't want to hear.'

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.