As the years went on, the audience has become very jaded. They've heard every joke, they've seen every story line, they know where you're going before you even start to get there. And that's a hard audience to keep interested.

I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.