I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.

It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are.

The film industry gives you the opportunity to meet interesting people.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

Long ago, I did a five-and-a-half-hour-a-day, six-day-a-week talk show for four years, early on, in Los Angeles - local show. And when you are on that many hours with no script, you know, you get very comfortable, maybe overly comfortable with that small audience.

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.