I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

Snow always inspires such awe in me. Just consider one tiny snowflake alone, so delicate, so fragile, so ethereal. And yet, let a billion of them come together through the majestic force of nature, they can screw up a whole city.

I'm just happy as a lark having a good health. People say are you thinking about retiring, I don't have time to think about retiring.

When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.