Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

Of course, nobody's tearing my door down. If you're successful you're going to intimidate and scare off the people you'd like to spend time with. They're not going to approach you. And the ones who do are often there because you are a celebrity.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

We actors can't take the credit. We love to try to claim the credit.

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and 'Oh my gosh - look what it's doing!'