I'm the luckiest broad on two feet, I'll tell you that. They say once a woman passes 40 she doesn't get any good parts, so I'm blessed.

I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.

I don't care who anybody sleeps with.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.